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February 13, 2005 / Sunday

Penguin Porn

CNN just did a news blurb about gay penguin couples at a Germany zoo. The anchorwoman tried to deliver her lines with a straight face while the network showed closeup footage of said penguins getting it on. Some notes:

1. Penguins quiver a lot when they screw.
2. Penguins have large anuses.
3. Humping penguins look really funny on TiVo slow motion replay.

When am I going to get my TiVo firmware upgrade so I can share gems like this with my readers?

February 13, 2005 12:51 AM | TiVo

Comments

GROSS!! Penguin ANI!

Posted by: Julienne at February 14, 2005 12:38 PM

I looked for the longest time at the word, and then I realized you were saying "aynie" and not "annee". Heh.

Posted by: Viv at February 14, 2005 03:48 PM